STUD ROOSTER
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Written by Felix the Great!   
Sunday, 01 March 2009

STUD ROOSTER


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.


The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies,

'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me

Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says,

'Beat it: You are washed up And I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,

'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you a round the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs.

'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch.

When he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking

And running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and

- BOOM -

He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'


Moral of this Story?..

Don't mess with the THE OLDER GENERATION!!!

Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!




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140 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
141 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 96
142 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=96'
143 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
144 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=96'
145 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
146 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=96&task=new'
147 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=96
148 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=96&lang=en&task=addConnection'
149 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
150 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 77
151 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=77'
152 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
153 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=77'
154 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
155 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=77&task=new'
156 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=77
157 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=77&lang=en&task=addConnection'
158 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
159 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 172
160 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=172'
161 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
162 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=172'
163 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
164 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=172&task=new'
165 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=172
166 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=172&lang=en&task=addConnection'
167 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
168 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 174
169 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=174'
170 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
171 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=174'
172 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
173 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=174&task=new'
174 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=174
175 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=174&lang=en&task=addConnection'
176 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
177 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 97
178 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=97'
179 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
180 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=97'
181 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
182 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=97&task=new'
183 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=97
184 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=97&lang=en&task=addConnection'
185 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'