Top 12 Indicators of Bad Economy
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Written by Felix the Great!   
Tuesday, 23 June 2009

The Top Twelve (the Dirty Dozen) indicators of how bad the economy really is:


12. CEO 's are now playing miniature golf.

11. People are getting pre-declined credit cards in the mail.

10. Someone went to buy a toaster oven last week and they gave him a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. President Obama met with a group of small businesses recently - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills had to fire their nannies and are now learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job in Detroit right now is jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on any more.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And perhaps the best indicator of all,

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.





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