Potentially vs Realistically
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Written by airman   
Friday, 13 March 2009

Potentially vs Realistically


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'


The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'



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SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=74'
162
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
163
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=74'
164
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
165
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=74&task=new'
166
select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a  WHERE
a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=74
167
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=74&lang=en&task=addConnection'
168
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'