The MailMan's Last Day
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Written by airman   
Thursday, 14 May 2009

THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY


It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift certificate envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

At the final house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs

to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.

Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As

she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom edge.

'...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'


'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day... and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?'


He said, "...Screw him ........give him a dollar."

The blonde then proudly said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.'



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SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_groupjive&groupid=11&lang=en&task=showgroup'
161
SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 80
162
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=80'
163
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
164
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=80'
165
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
166
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=80&task=new'
167
select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a  WHERE
a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=80
168
SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=80&lang=en&task=addConnection'
169
SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'