Drinking with a Texas Girl
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Written by Felix the Great!   
Thursday, 02 July 2009

Drinking with a Texas Girl


A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our20 glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.. He says, 'In the Arab World, we hav
e so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In Texas we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice..'
' Go
d Bless Texas'


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148 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=62&lang=en&task=addConnection'
149 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
150 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_groupjive&groupid=4&lang=en&task=showgroup'
151 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 164
152 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=164'
153 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
154 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=164'
155 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
156 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=164&task=new'
157 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=164
158 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=164&lang=en&task=addConnection'
159 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
160 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 108
161 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=108'
162 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
163 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=108'
164 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
165 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=108&task=new'
166 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=108
167 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=108&lang=en&task=addConnection'
168 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
169 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 102
170 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=102'
171 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
172 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=102'
173 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
174 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=102&task=new'
175 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=102
176 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=102&lang=en&task=addConnection'
177 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
178 SELECT s.id_group, g.name FROM jos_gj_users s, jos_gj_groups g where s.id_group = g.id and s.id_user = 96
179 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=userProfile&user=96'
180 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
181 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&lang=en&task=emailUser&uid=96'
182 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'
183 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_uddeim&lang=en&recip=96&task=new'
184 select a.* FROM jos_comprofiler_members a WHERE a.referenceid=0 and a.memberid=96
185 SELECT oldurl, dateadd FROM jos_redirection WHERE newurl = 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler&act=connection&connectionid=96&lang=en&task=addConnection'
186 SELECT name, link,id FROM jos_menu WHERE published='1' AND link LIKE 'index.php?option=com_comprofiler%'